IT HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA

Thursday, July 30, 2009

When somebody says, “two minutes”: it means ‘at least an hour’

When two guys (or girls) are sitting nearby and one of them cracks a joke, the other will laugh mouth wide open and thump on the inner-thigh of the joke-cracker.

If you wear jeans and shirt, then you’re a forward looking person. If you wear traditional Indian clothes, you’re 18th century person.

Every sentence ends in a ‘na’; otherwise you’re outdated.

The signal to either ‘yes’ or ‘no’ is to nod the head sideways. What determines if it’s ‘yes’ or ‘no’ depends upon the frequency in nod-cycles.

Paying to beggers is good or bad depending upon your mood. If you are in mood then it’s you duty to pay them and if not then they are a curse to the society.

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